My dear husband: Twice now this summer…. someone has parked in our driveway, walked up and asked if we we’re having a garage sale! Um, ya THINK it’s time to clean it out? ********************************************************* My daughter called from college.  1st day: “Oh my God!  My favorite class is Composition!” “Really?  Why?” “The teacher doesn’t believe [...]

AciPhex – it’s a new medicine. Have you seen the commercial?   I don’t even know what it’s for, but to hear them repeat over and over and over ‘ass-affects’ just makes me laugh.  How old am I now? ************************************************** Here’s a pic of Shane washing his balls.   He likes his balls clean. 

Middle Child and I were practicing driving and I mentioned she should be farther behind the car ahead of her, because she’s young….and so are her reflex’s.  (Her driving has been more comforting lately, btw)   Until that is, she spoke this statement: “Don’t worry mom…I’ve got stealth reflex’s…Reflex’s like a NINJA….Wuahhha” (and then nearly missed the [...]

There’s something really wrong going on in the lowest level of my home!      After pulling out all my summer clothes from storage boxes,  I noticed something verrrry…well…. odd It appears that most of my shorts SHRUNK about 1/2 inch!  Can you believe that?  Shane’s box was even worse…his shrunk a full inch!  Wuz up [...]

Things I’ve we’ve learned over the long holiday weekend. *  Just because you wear thick gardening gloves….doesn’t mean a spider will not attack you and almost kill you jump onto your arm and make you scream bloody murder. *  When your husband yells at you for screaming ‘like a bomb went off right next to [...]

So.  I’m trying to cut out all the crap we don’t use.  Case in point, business phone…we don’t use one of our fax lines.  So I call to have that charge of $5. per month taken off.  “Okay, I can do that ma’am…but I have to advise you there is a one time charge of [...]