Category Archives: Miscellaneous Musings

Looks like somebody at the paperclip factory had a liiiiiiiiiittle too much time on their hands.

Nothin like reachin in to grap a paperclip and pulling out 20.

The other night I was putting away the leftovers and I came across this little opened salt packet.

I looked over at our salt shaker sitting right there next to the packet.

I said, “Shane?  Did you open this salt packet?”, knowing full well he did.

“I couldn’t find any salt to fill the shaker!”

“Liar.  You didn’t even OPEN up the cupboard did you?”

“No.”

**Why is it that I am the only one capable of filling up the salt shaker?   It’s so simple, remove the rubber stop on the bottom, fill it up and replace the rubber stop!**

It’s been raining here like a freaking monsoon for days.  Today I had to go to Sears and pick up some faucet washers.  I walked into the store with water dripping off my head, glasses all spotted with rain.  There were 4 people milling about the front desk and no customers to be seen.

One young kid says, “Can I help you find anything?”

I said, “Yeah, do you sell Gopher Wood here?  I’m planning to build an ark”.

The kid and the rest of the people looked at me like I was from Mars, lol.  One started poking about the computer to check the stock.  I then proceeded to explain the Noah’s Ark story.  DOH.

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