kids09 171My dear husband:

Twice now this summer….

someone has parked in our driveway, walked up and asked if we we’re having a garage sale!

Um, ya THINK it’s time to clean it out?

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My daughter called from college.  1st day:

“Oh my God!  My favorite class is Composition!”

“Really?  Why?”

“The teacher doesn’t believe in desks so we all sit in lounge chairs!”

Day 2:
“Oh my God!  My favorite class is Philosophy!”   (I suggested that one btw)

“cool…why?”

“The teacher is so cool!  He said ‘bastard’ and used the word ‘dick’  in the first class!….It’s so not like High School!….I’m so gonna looove this class!”

*footnote:  I wonder how much money I could of saved by just giving her a recliner and swearing at her for a few hours a day.

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