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Who needs roughage when you’ve got a teen driver?

Okay. So. There is nothing like a teenager driving in the snow for the first time on WAY TOO snowy roads to clear out your bowels. Forget the roughage, just give your kid a set of car keys. Uhhh, I thought I was nervous when she drove alone the first time? *laughs manically*

This is WAY worse.

The snow itself is that light fluffy crap they put in snow globes.  I mean, that’s how it looks.   It’s very pretty-ful.

It makes for a quick shoveling.  Although when your scooping up snow drifts well over a foot high, it kinda feels like work.

Shane took her out driving last night to “practice” skidding.  Which really doesn’t happen ‘as’ bad with ABS.   He’d tell her…’Okay, go real fast!…..”Now STOP!”

She got to come out of a slide several times, so I hope to God she remembers this on her way to school this morning.  And I hope she remembers to text me on arrival.  I told Alan to text me and he said, “Okay, but I’m probably going to forget”.    (that whole ‘man thang’)

Okay, so I’m off to the toilet to wait for my text message.

*update: Alan DID text me!   “Safe but irked”
Then Middle Childs text:  “The roads were scary. On our street I slipped a 180 :(   ”
Then:                                               “And my shoes are soaking wet!”


Sunshine, Volcanos, Spiffy Old Dudes & Tippy Hedren.

So.  We ventured for the day to North Chagrin Reservation, part of the Cleveland Metropark system.  I’ll tell ya…Ohio has some of the most beautiful parks!   We were all set for a day of family bonding and fun (Water: Check.  Munchies:  Check.  Bug Spray:  Check.   Cameras:  Check)  and it went really well…well, until we got out of the Jeep at the first stop. 

Evidently….there’s some type of toxic hormonal mixture that builds when you coop up teenagers in a car for 40 minutes and it’s a recipe for a monumental eruption.    As I was left holding tight of what was left of my sanity…. wondering….WHY??????  Why can’t we have just oneouting without an argument????  Just one?   

Then it ended.   There was sunshine & singing birds.  The rest of the day was joyous & pleasant. 

Word From the Third
(Conversations with my son)

(on Mothers Day -  evening)
“You know what would make my Mothers Day complete?  ”

“ughhhh, what?”

“If you put the leftovers from dinner in containers…and in the fridge for me”

“Ughhhh…..but I hate doing that”

 “I didn’t like being in labor all those hours with you guys either…but I did it”  ((grin))

“Yeah, but look what you got from it….someone to clean up dinner for you.”

  ((blink blink))
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(on dissecting a frog)
“So it was weird, we were dissecting a frog today and we had to pin it’s arms back.  And because of how their arms are, it was hard to keep them back.  So the teacher came around and took the frogs arm and said…”Okay now turn your head (so we wouldn’t see) and then she broke it’s arm so it would stay pinned down”

“That’s weird….”

“Yeah, you could hear it break.   Then we cut it’s jaw open and then cut the belly open.”

 “So…she…. didn’t….. want you to see her break it’s arm before you sliced it open?”  “Huh”
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