(this conversation takes place after explaining that I met and had idol chat with a man from India.. at the grocery store)

ME:  “I just love their flowing clothes!  All creamy white and soft and flowy” *sigh*

SHANE:  “Yeah, they look very comfortable”

ME:  “I’d totally wear one of those if people didn’t stare at me”

SHANE:  “Why don’t you?”

ME:  “I’d have to wear shorts under it…I don’t like when my thighs touch…it bothers me”
ME:  “Then again, I could fix that by exercising.”

SHANE:  “Yeah, but that would probably bother you more!”

ba-dum-dum
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(on talking about our daughter college costs)

SHANE:  “So how much is it BEFORE all her scholarships, grants and other aid?”

ME:  “About $34,000″

SHANE:  “That’s for the whole four years, right?”

ME:  *blink. blink*
“Uhhhh…..duh……no.  That’s for one.  Where have you been during all our college conversations?”
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