I don’t know about you…but here one of our news channels will TEXT the school closings to your cell phone.   So the kids signed up for this.  Because, seriously, why walk to the television to watch the scrolling list when you can lay in bed and get a text?

I want to know WHO’S idea this was, damn it.    I suppose the days of leaving them in front of the school and then not answering their phone calls all day is just NOT gonna work anymore.  Bastards!

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So the kids started back to school this week.  With the exception of Kaylee who’ll grace us with her presence for yet another few days.   For the most part it went pretty well with their attitudes.  You know…they love each other one minute and the next I’m ready to gouge my frickin eyes out with a fork and rip the drums from my ears to silence the bickering.   It’s been good times this break.  Good times.

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Isn’t it funny how you can train a dog to bring in your newspaper, but you can’t train a grown man to put his dishes in the dishwasher?

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