Is it wrong to make farting noises when someone is eating a food that is designed to make you poop?
filed in Raising Teenagers on Jan.18, 2010
So we were reading Eat This , Not That (great book btw) and came across reviews of cereals. Fiber One Original was rated the best. We’re a family who loves the cereal aisle…so I put Fiber One on the list. The picture on the box looked a bit…um…gross…you know those little bran things that resemble small dried worms. Bleh!
But then I saw another one with crunchy clusters of oats and vanilla in it and the bran was smashed like a flake. WAY more appetizing! So in the cart it went!
A couple days later I asked Alan if he tried the new Fiber One.
“Yessss. I did. It was good”
“Did it get ya ‘mooovin’?”
“Oh yeah, I was “movin” all day”.
A few days later he was sitting down to eat another bowl. I said, “Are you eating the poop cereal?”
*rolls eyes and smiles* “Yep”
I then proceeded to make farting noises every time he put a spoonful in his mouth.
“You’re such a child sometimes”…..(my 15 year old tells me).
January 18th, 2010 on 2:19 am
Hahahaha! Poop cereal, that’s hilarious and accurate. I want my hubs to STOP pooping so much – is there an anti poop cereal I should be feeding him?
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January 18th, 2010 on 3:31 am
Lol!
But in all seriousness, that’s a great tip – I mean, I have my days where I can’t get ‘moovin’ (LOL again!) so good to know. Poop cereal it is!
January 18th, 2010 on 8:39 am
I have a new word: “moovin”. My husband has a poop cereal. I should make farting noises while he eats. Fun times! Fun times!
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January 18th, 2010 on 8:52 am
You may be a child, but you’re a dang funny one!
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January 18th, 2010 on 9:35 am
Funny as always, Sheila! I think it’s great to know what foods to what to your body, not just eating them for the taste.
At first glance I thought this was going to be about beans, the cereal is even better!
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January 18th, 2010 on 9:38 am
My son needs the moving cereal. And yes we are the kind of family that would make those noises too
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January 18th, 2010 on 9:48 am
Ha Ha Ha, that is too funny. The fiber one cereal bars get the job done also, and they taste great, lol!
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January 18th, 2010 on 10:17 am
Too funny..and I needed funny today. It has been a rather somber weekend reflecting on why nature picks some places over others to crap on.
Namaste
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January 18th, 2010 on 11:18 am
Some days I feel like a shi@$ing machine. Glad I’m not the only one. For me I think it’s the coffee tho.
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January 18th, 2010 on 11:31 am
hahaha. sounds like life at our breakfast table.
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January 18th, 2010 on 1:16 pm
That’s so cute….
Thank you for coming by.
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January 18th, 2010 on 4:48 pm
OH my gosh, it takes nothing in my house to get everyone discussing their bodily functions, I actually think I need to know less!!
I’ll keep the poop cereal in mind!
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January 18th, 2010 on 6:12 pm
That is hilarious! We are all kids at heart.
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January 18th, 2010 on 7:00 pm
I can make a lot of farting noises! I never tried making them with my mouth, though. LOL!
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January 18th, 2010 on 9:11 pm
No it’s not wrong, it’s hilarious!
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January 18th, 2010 on 9:44 pm
My husband like the Fiber One bars. He calls them his “make me poop” bars. Yeah, we’re classy like that.
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January 19th, 2010 on 8:41 am
Come on, farts and poop are always funny. At least at our house, that’s comedic genius right there.
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January 19th, 2010 on 11:52 am
Um… that sounds like something I would do… but, it IS wrong…
LOL!
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January 19th, 2010 on 12:32 pm
You are a crack up!
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January 19th, 2010 on 1:42 pm
giggles, that’s my reaction.
;>
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January 19th, 2010 on 2:56 pm
That sounds like something my husband would do to me! Funny. And I agree, that one cereal does remind me of worms too. Who was their marketing company?
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January 19th, 2010 on 3:42 pm
LOL– you kill me. Also, I am reminded of the famous campfire scene in “Blazing Saddles”… LOL
January 19th, 2010 on 5:35 pm
We do like our Fiber One over here, but that photo is so bad on the box…ick! It is totally not wrogn to make fart noises while eating this one.
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January 19th, 2010 on 7:56 pm
LOL I think it’s okay when you’re in good company. My grandpa ate Fiber One the whole time I was growing up and we always referred to it as worms…although we didn’t make any noises or ask any questions because he likes to share!
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January 20th, 2010 on 7:04 am
Haha, I can see that happening over at our house, too!
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January 20th, 2010 on 5:44 pm
Can I just say how happy I am that we’re not the only family that does things like that?
January 21st, 2010 on 11:36 pm
If making fart noises is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.