So we were reading Eat This , Not That (great book btw) and came across reviews of cereals. Fiber One Original was rated the best. We’re a family who loves the cereal aisle…so I put Fiber One on the list. The picture on the box looked a bit…um…gross…you know those little bran things that resemble small dried worms. Bleh!
But then I saw another one with crunchy clusters of oats and vanilla in it and the bran was smashed like a flake. WAY more appetizing! So in the cart it went!
A couple days later I asked Alan if he tried the new Fiber One.
“Yessss. I did. It was good”
“Did it get ya ‘mooovin’?”
“Oh yeah, I was “movin” all day”.
A few days later he was sitting down to eat another bowl. I said, “Are you eating the poop cereal?”
*rolls eyes and smiles* “Yep”
I then proceeded to make farting noises every time he put a spoonful in his mouth.
“You’re such a child sometimes”…..(my 15 year old tells me).
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Hahahaha! Poop cereal, that’s hilarious and accurate. I want my hubs to STOP pooping so much – is there an anti poop cereal I should be feeding him?
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Lol!
But in all seriousness, that’s a great tip – I mean, I have my days where I can’t get ‘moovin’ (LOL again!) so good to know. Poop cereal it is!
I have a new word: “moovin”. My husband has a poop cereal. I should make farting noises while he eats. Fun times! Fun times!
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You may be a child, but you’re a dang funny one!
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Funny as always, Sheila! I think it’s great to know what foods to what to your body, not just eating them for the taste.
At first glance I thought this was going to be about beans, the cereal is even better!
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My son needs the moving cereal. And yes we are the kind of family that would make those noises too
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Ha Ha Ha, that is too funny. The fiber one cereal bars get the job done also, and they taste great, lol!
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Too funny..and I needed funny today. It has been a rather somber weekend reflecting on why nature picks some places over others to crap on.
Namaste
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Some days I feel like a shi@$ing machine. Glad I’m not the only one. For me I think it’s the coffee tho.
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hahaha. sounds like life at our breakfast table.
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That’s so cute….
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OH my gosh, it takes nothing in my house to get everyone discussing their bodily functions, I actually think I need to know less!!
I’ll keep the poop cereal in mind!
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That is hilarious! We are all kids at heart.
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I can make a lot of farting noises! I never tried making them with my mouth, though. LOL!
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No it’s not wrong, it’s hilarious!
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My husband like the Fiber One bars. He calls them his “make me poop” bars. Yeah, we’re classy like that.
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Come on, farts and poop are always funny. At least at our house, that’s comedic genius right there.
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Um… that sounds like something I would do… but, it IS wrong…
LOL!
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You are a crack up!
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giggles, that’s my reaction.
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That sounds like something my husband would do to me! Funny. And I agree, that one cereal does remind me of worms too. Who was their marketing company?
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LOL– you kill me. Also, I am reminded of the famous campfire scene in “Blazing Saddles”… LOL
We do like our Fiber One over here, but that photo is so bad on the box…ick! It is totally not wrogn to make fart noises while eating this one.
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LOL I think it’s okay when you’re in good company. My grandpa ate Fiber One the whole time I was growing up and we always referred to it as worms…although we didn’t make any noises or ask any questions because he likes to share!
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Haha, I can see that happening over at our house, too!
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Can I just say how happy I am that we’re not the only family that does things like that?
If making fart noises is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.