It’s been raining here like a freaking monsoon for days.  Today I had to go to Sears and pick up some faucet washers.  I walked into the store with water dripping off my head, glasses all spotted with rain.  There were 4 people milling about the front desk and no customers to be seen.

One young kid says, “Can I help you find anything?”

I said, “Yeah, do you sell Gopher Wood here?  I’m planning to build an ark”.

The kid and the rest of the people looked at me like I was from Mars, lol.  One started poking about the computer to check the stock.  I then proceeded to explain the Noah’s Ark story.  DOH.

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