MC had some girlfriends over.   We could smell the one girls *strong* perfume all the way on the first floor from where they were in the basement.  Every time the heat kicked on…the scent wafted upwards.   It was that burning type.  The kind that makes you sneeze and burns your throat.

Then, they decided to venture upstairs to the computer in the living room where Alan, Shane and I were.  They were all giggling and having fun…petting Dublin (our Golden).  Then our Saint Bernard wanted to come inside and see what all the excitement was about.   One of the girls got wide eyed when she saw the Saint coming in the door.   Shane says…out loud….”Oh, don’t worry, she’s only eaten someone once, it was another girl who was wearing way to much perfume”.

Alan and I were completely mortified.
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Shane was on a little golf vacation with the guys last week.   Thinking we’d kill the dogs and fish because, you know, he’s the only one who tends them….he left notes all over the place (notes for dummies)

Well, in addition to caring for the kids, dogs, house, yard AND businesses I might add, things went pretty well here.  I even ordered 6 yards of mulch and spread 4 yards of it myself.

He failed, however….to leave a note about watering the plants.

I hope he learned his lesson.  lol.

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