Here are just a few new rules at the Cleveland Browns Stadium:
Please refrain from doing any of the following, or you could be placed in the stadium pokey:

*Using or displaying foul or inflammatory language or gestures.

*Verbal or physical harassment of opposing team fans.
  (uh, are you kidding me?)

*Intoxication or other signs of alcohol impairment that results in irresponsible    behavior.

*Excessive standing – please be aware that when you stand, you block the  view of the fans behind you. (DUH)

They even have a tip line you can call and send a text to during the game. 

So, sit down, cheer quietly, drink lots of non-alcoholic beverages and hug the opposing teams fan sitting next to you.  If you see anyone having fun, send a text to tattle.  Ward and June Cleaver would be proud. 

And let me add, Smokers warned all you people about your ‘rights’ when they built Jacobs Field and then were shunned.  They loooove the money coming in but once they get it, it becomes a ‘filthy habit’.

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