How to hide an entire turkey.
filed in Just a rant on Jul.08, 2010
So I was driving up our street the other day….upon approaching my house I see a neighbors car in our driveway. Haven’t seen or talked to him in years. I parked along the road and walked up the drive as he was getting into his car. My husband was holding a package and the neighbor guy looks at me with furled brow and says…”I brought over something that you had sent to my address. Something you ordered online” (as if it were something secret I was hiding from the hubs…he totally thought I was busted or something.)
I knew exactly what it was! You all know I’m now hooked on prAna after I got their heavenly yoga pants….this time the package contained a pretty 100% organic cotton summer top! Now being a mom…and mom’s know this….we don’t get a lot of new things. When there is extra cash that usually means someone will be in need of a pair of shoes or is about to come down with the croup. Such is the life of a mom. New clothes to me are hand me downs from my sister in law….and lately….my own daughter. (See, I DO buy myself stuff….it just is used by someone else FIRST! lol)
Anyhow, I got the little prAna tinglies as I opened the package! There is something about having the product tag safety pinned to the garment. I don’t know, it just feels special. I carefully unpinned the tag and layed the shirt on the bed and ran my fingers across the oh-so-soft material. Then I picked it up, held it close to my chest, took a whiff and sighed a little sigh. Something new. Something pretty! *for ME*
Just like with the yoga pants, I was at first leery when ordering the size small. Since I don’t EVER wear a small. But the lady assured me…my measurements meant small at prAna. *I love them.* Something about that just makes me feel happy. It fit perfect….I was amazed. It just flowed right over me like a wispy little breeze. Like when you get into the bed with fresh soft sheets….that’s how it felt. At times it felt as if I didn’t have anything on at all it was that comfortable.
And I love the style. What do you call this style? I don’t know, but I swear to God I could eat an entire turkey wearing this top and you’d never ever know it. It just covers bumps! I did a little photo shoot of me and my new best friend prAna top. Some were pretty funny….like when the shutter snapped the pic at the exact time a bee flew in my face. Or this one…which Middle Child insisted my pose looked so funny that she should photoshop me onto a fake runway. I’m so glad I can still humor my teens. Smartie pants.
Anywhoooo….me and my new friend spent the day together. We gardened, grilled, went to the store and did lots of errands. And it’s a beautiful thing when…at age 45…I can still turn a head. Is it the prAna wear? I don’t know. But it doesn’t happen in my hand-me-downs. *clears throat* Just sayin. It’s also nice at 45 that I have found clothing that is not old lady-ish! Why do stores do that to us? I mean come on! At 45 we want to wear pretty and fashionable things! We’re not dead yet…stop putting lines of clothes out that are for MUCH older people. Well….at any rate…I think I’ve found my new line. All I have to do is feed my girls a little more so that they cannot wear my new stuff. Don’t think I don’t see them eying out my new threads!
What do you think of my new prAna and tell me…are you also sick of what stores offer to moms as ‘fashion’?

July 8th, 2010 on 12:52 am
You can def. pull it off! (I hate wearing sleeveless things… it’s an issue between me and my arms… I try not to talk about it.
I dress pretty “young”… when I bother to wear stylish clothes. But I am only 33… I can dress a little “young” right?
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July 8th, 2010 on 5:43 am
I love it! It looks so comfy and perfect for hot summer days! Now the big question… what are you going to wear when it’s in the wash? When I get something new that I love (that actually fits well) it becomes my new favorite until I do something stupid like spill bleach on it or leave it in Arizona, like I did with my last two favorites.
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July 8th, 2010 on 6:44 am
um, i would not try to eat a whole turkey no mater what i was wearing…smiles. hope you are having a great day!
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July 8th, 2010 on 7:43 am
You look GREAT by the way, never would have guessed your 45. But 45 is not far off in my future so I guess I better start me some yoga!
Your post reminded me of that episode of FRIENDS where Joey wore Fibi’s maternity pants to be able to eat a turkey at Thanksgiving, or when he got the turkey stuck on his head.
yup
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July 8th, 2010 on 7:44 am
That’s my favorite style of top and that looks so cute on you!
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July 8th, 2010 on 8:45 am
‘All I have to do is feed my girls a little more so that they cannot wear my new stuff. Don’t think I don’t see them eying out my new threads!’
LOL!
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July 8th, 2010 on 10:05 am
Hi there, thanks for stopping by my place and taking the time to comment.
Love the pretty top and you’re 45?????? Never, I don’t believe you!
Just one thing – why did you have the parcel delivered to the nosey neighbour????
sheila Reply:
July 8th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
lol Akelamalu, I didn’t…it just was a typo on the address. A 2 instead of a 3. Normally our mail lady would just deliver it to the right house instead…but guess what? It was a substitute driver…a MAN! lol
July 8th, 2010 on 10:06 am
a package that was sent to his house… LOL! cute top! I may have to check out that site for the raving you are doing about it.

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July 8th, 2010 on 5:42 pm
UH, YES! Hello!
Being both short and wicked old (according to my daughter) I’m forced to look at things even my Grandma says, “DANG girlfriend, how old ARE you?!” to.
Love yoga, so I’m going to have to go check it out.
BTW: I’m wearing both my daughter’s clothes …. and my son’s. Tis very un-cool.
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July 8th, 2010 on 9:44 pm
I think the style is Hot Tunic. a la paris hilton hot. You look awesome and sweet.
45 is like 31 these days anyway, which makes me 32!
LOVE the photoshop!!
xo
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July 9th, 2010 on 6:16 am
Love it! Esp. the runway shot! I love it when I get something comfy AND sylish. I’m usually just comfy.
July 9th, 2010 on 8:55 am
So cute, I love the story. And yes a top that hides all lumps and bumps is a plus in my book, send one over.
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July 9th, 2010 on 10:32 am
Cute!
the Funster said I to push your button “Vote for Me”, so I did. What I want to know is what will I win, when everyone votes for Me?
Happy weekend
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July 10th, 2010 on 11:21 am
That top is super cute! I love it when I find the perfect brand!
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July 12th, 2010 on 10:28 am
Love the top, and I struggle to buy clothes. I am a “woman” size, but crap can’t they make something more stylish that a tent!!!
You did good!!