MC and Alan are making their lunches for school.  It’s 6:45am.

MC:  “So you’reeee the one who leaves the bread all wrong…taking slices from the middle and leaving it all jumbled so that the next person has a hard time getting their bread out of the bag….Rude!!”

ALAN:  “Well, (smiles) I had to do it because….”

MC:  “I don’t want to hear it.”

ALAN:   (mad) “You can’t make a statement and then not let a person explain.  It’s just wrong.”

MC:   “I don’t care what you have to say.  It’s rude to leave the bread like that.”

ALAN:   “You’re rude…Not letting a person ex……” (is cut off)

MC:   “No.  You’re rude.”

ALAN:  “Whatever”  (ruffles bag in frustration)

MC:   “Yeah……..whatever”  (tosses utensil into sink)

*MC sneezes.*

“Bless You.”

“Thank You.”

and they go off to school.

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