You know… you worry about what stupid things your kids might do when they are away from you… until that is, your idiot husband goes on a golf vacation with his idiot buddies and accepts a dare to lay down next to an alligator.
Just look at him – note he’s not even looking at the alligator. I wonder how fast his 48 year old body can move – in his 25 year old mind.
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I Married An Idiot.
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If in doubt, don’t poke it.
Today I had one of those moments I call my “Lucy Moments”.
The bathroom drain was clogged and I told Shane, “Oh, I can fix it.” because let’s face it, I’m awesome and can handle a clog. So I first plunged it. Over and over with goop flying out – to no avail – still clogged.
Hmmmmm. Okay, bleach. I poured some bleach in there and it fizzed and bubbled and spit up a bunch of nasty krud. Still didn’t drain.
Okay!, she thinks… get a coat hanger and snake the drain! And that’s when it began. I poked a hole through the damned pipe. Black nasty water trickled out.
I sat bewildered – staring at the drain. Oh… what’s that I see? There’s some greenish bumpy stuff on the other pipe… hmmmm I wonder what that is! Let’s touch it and scrape it with my nail, I think to myself.
As I’m doing that, my pinger POKES through the pipe and like hell spitting up an unwanted soul – chunks of bleach soaked nasty bits of-God-knows-how-many-years-worth of clog – literall SPEWED out at me! Have you ever seen a child with projectile vomiting? It was a lot like that.
Calling our friend the plumber.
And… ruined a good towel.
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Quality – Not So Much
My parents took a road trip. These are from their room at the “Quality” Inn and Suites in York, PA.
LOL! Otherwise the room was clean but they were moved to a different room. My gosh! My thought is if the room is cleaned… wouldn’t someone at least notice the upside down artwork on the walls? hahahaha
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