Ma Vie Folle

I came out into the parking lot to see this huge white van parked horribly close to my Jeep.  I had to suck in my body to pry myself between the two cars in order to get in!   He was about 1 inch from my side mirror and angled in toward my car with a distance of merely 4 inches.

Merry Christmas, Butt-munch.

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Butt-munch:  a very annoying person; a jerk; a jackass.

Okay, so we’re sitting here watching a show called The Presidents Book of Secrets *ooooo….gasp!* and it’s all about the secrets contained in the “nuclear football” that goes everywhere that the President goes.  Super duper secret stuff they say!  So Alan and I were talking about what we’d like to know… if it were in that super secret briefcase.  Here’s our list:

Who really shot JFK?
What is actually in Area 51?
What do we really know about aliens?
Did we really go to the moon the first time we said we did?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Who shot the sheriff (but did NOT shoot the deputy?)
Who offed Marilyn Monroe, really?
What is actually in fruitcake?

What question would YOU want answered if you found the super duper secret Presidential briefcase? Hmmmm?