You know you’re a mom when…
Even in your sleep, you parent.
Scene: Me…fast asleep…in my bed…at 12 something am. Kids up. MC had a friend over.
(whispering)…”Mom?…Mom?….Mom are you up”
(because apparently it looked like I was up….you know…pitch dark…eyes closed….snoring….drool. Yeah… I’m up.)
“What? What’s the matter?
“Can Kristen just sleep over since it’s late so she doesn’t have to drive home…we’ll sleep in the basement”
(ahhhh, the basement. See, the basement is cleaner then her room, which is a pigsty.)
“Yes, she can sleep over in your room which you will have to clean if you want her to sleep over. The rule is….if you want someone to sleepover….you have to clean your room.”
Not exactly the ‘clean’ I was looking for…but LOOK! You can see some of the FLOOR!






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