Category Archives: Just a rant

Miscellaneous Musings: Smoke Screen

So a few days ago, the sewer department came around and passed out notices that they would soon be “smoking the sewers” (whatever the hell that means) and there’s a chance that smoke could enter the house — so don’t be alarmed.

Now, Shane and I are always trying to “fool” each other, for lack of a better word…. so today the sewer smoking began.  He left for work before it started and I ran to the store.

He calls me on the cellphone and says, “I just got home and I think the basement is on fire, there’s smoke everywhere!!!!”

Just then my cellphone dropped the call.

I thought for a second… silent maniacal laughter filled mind… then I dialed the phone….

He picks up the phone and I frantically say…. “I just called the fire department they should be there shortly!”

Then each of us had a good laugh as he said he was kidding about the smoke and I said I was about the fire department.

Ms. Lady – did it in the wine aisle – with a motorized shopping cart.

Scene of the crime:

Okay, so I’m shopping for chicken.
I hear an incredibly loud CRASH, SMASH, Glass breaking!

I turn around and some lady driving one of those motorized shopping carts smashed right smack into the display of extremely red — wine bottles!  OMG!  (The lady was not hurt)  Thank God this wasn’t near the gun and ammo aisle!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s.  we don’t actually have a “gun and ammo aisle”
:)

Gnome Sweet Gnome

So earlier this summer…. someone stole m’ gnome. Right out of my zen garden for God’s sake. Who does this? :)
Well we finally figured it out! I was cleaning the hoarders my sons room today (3 loads of laundry laying about) and came across a stack of pictures. … starring none other than MY FRICKIN GNOME!

I didn’t recognize anyone in the pics but my suspicions were correct, it was his girlfriend that stole my gnome!  She snuck over in the dead of night at about 10 pm one night and snatched him.  Then he went to the beach, on bike rides, and other things…

So the girl has finally earned herself a nickname:  Gnomewrecker.

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