Ma Vie Folle » Funny stuff

Look at this beautiful cake!

sheila — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 17:55:59 +0000

One of the best cake smashes I’ve seen in a lonnnnnnnnng time!

What happened to Thelma and Louise?

sheila — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 15:53:31 +0000

So yeah, you all thought Thelma and Louise went off a cliff at the end of the movie? Nope.

They actually grew old gracefully and each became the grandmother of my niece. Okay, let’s back up.

My niece got married this past weekend. Her moms mom is Thelma; her dads mom is Louise. (Okay, not really, I changed their names.) Why do I call them Thelma and Louise you ask? Well…. the wedding ceremony started about 15 minutes LATE. The priest kept peaking out the door, the guests kept craning their necks down the aisle? What’s the hold up? Did someone get cold feet?

Nope! We’re waiting for the two grandma’s who got pulled over by the po-po… the fuzz… the Five-O… while speeding to the church. Yep. Meet Thelma and Louise. This picture was taken after they were let go without a ticket… because they cried their way out of it. (Who says crying doesn’t work!)
Now, we left the reception before them… but I hear a convenient store was knocked off late that evening… by two crazy old ladies yelling yee-haw and pulling a sack behind them filled with bingo chips and fix-o-dent.

I don’t know… but just sayin!

p.s. the little one is my mother in law.

because wiener is just a funny word.

sheila — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 11:29:44 +0000

So… if you have a dog, you know they understand many words. I think we made a list once and our Saint Bernard knows over 100. Our Golden Retriever recently got a new toy that he absolutely lovessssssss. He fetches it, catches it, loves it, takes it with him, sleeps with it, and yes… plays with it often. It was originally a giveaway at an Indians game (hot dogs/baseball –get it?)

On any given day you can hear someone in our house say:

Who loves their wiener?

Drop your wiener!

Gimme that wiener!

Let go of that wiener!

Don’t touch Dublin’s wiener!

Stop licking your wiener!

Go get your wiener!

Don’t bite your wiener!!

and of course in an excited voice, Where’s your wiener Dublin?… Where’s your wiener?

Most of these are followed up with an atta boy, and wiener phrases have kept everyone in the house quite busy and immediately turns the heads of visitors. He knows the names of all his different toys, so it’s funny to see him run around looking for his wiener. Ahhh, yes, there’s never a dull moment at my house. We are very easily amused.