So Shane’s been gone 10-12 hours a day the past week demonstrating his putting greens at the Home & Garden Show. Normally, he’s just working in the mornings…..which means NOW….I’ve got all my chores and his. So even with Mt. St. Helen’s sized sinus pressure I functioned…schlepping wood for the fires, snowblowing, shoveling (shall I go on?) He comes home after a long day of schmoozing with Ty Pennington and other designer types and me and the kids are watching the Olympics.
I hear grumbling and banging around in the bathroom cupboards. It’s getting louder and louder. “What are you looking for?”
“The Preparation H! It was in here, right here *points* and now it’s gone. I know I DIDN’T move it!”
((Apparently I’m being accused of either 1. Not keeping the cupboard tidy enough….or 2. Being an ass creme stealer. Some people steal cars, some steal panties, apparently I steal ass creme. I bet if he checked my secret drawer in the closet, he’d find ass creme tubes from years ago that I’ve stolen and kept secretly hidden for years! Hey neighbors….LOCK YOUR DOORS…We’ve got an ass creme stealer over here!))
Long story short…..I went up to Walgreens (in my jammies) and got him a new tube. GOOD LORD. Yep…an oh…that *whoooo* big $10 of mad money I had? I spent it on his-ass.
Okay. I had to vent that. Uggggh. What a butt. Why are men such big babies?
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I can’t stop laughing!! Oh my goodness! How dare you steal his ass cream? what kind of wife are you? LOL
My husband is just as bad. Instead of finding something himself he always defaults to asking me first. Instead of picking up a shirt from the pile of clean clothes in the laundry basket he asks “Honey, I am out of clean shirts!”
What would they do without us?
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HAHAHA! thanks for the laugh!!
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Isn’t prep H good for eye puffiness? Although I would not want to share with someone using it for the other use! Happy Friday Follow…on Saturday!
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Thanks for the laugh this morning. I would think being on his feet all day would negate the need for butt cream or is he being drama and using it on the bags under his eyes? (Don’t beauty queens use that as a remedy for bags under their eyes?).
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No one is my house can find ANYTHING! I bet that ass cream was just where he left it!
You are a good wife………..it would have been more fun to send and humiliate a teen with that purchase!
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sheila Reply:
February 13th, 2010 at 11:35 am
OH DAMN Anita! I didn’t even THINK about sending one of the kids to get it! Stupid, stupid me! Ughhhh, that would have been GREAT!! lol
LOL, yes, we too have thieves. Their names are Not Me and I Don’t Know.
Haven’t lost any ass cream yet. Butt, being the babies they are, I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.
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Oh my gosh, that was too funny!
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what a great wife…smiles. yeah i am a wuss at times…what would we do without you ladies….just making you feel extra special for valntine’s day. smiles.
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Bahahaha!! oh my goodness you had me cracking up over here. You are such a good woman for doing that. Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest.
Lynn
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Have I told you how funny your are? Hysterically so. I LOVE it.
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Oh this is priceless. Thanks for such a great laugh. I think we’ve all had to deal with this at some point. Honestly, we could be falling down dead and we would still haul our sorry asses to the store–WHY?? (i’m guilty of it myself)
Happy Valentine’s Day to you
Now if you had put a red ribbon on it you could have made it a Valentine’s Day present!!
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sheila Reply:
February 14th, 2010 at 9:22 am
Damn, Shady Lady, you are GOOD!
Hey when you need butt creme you need it, and will go to drastic measures accusing everyone, ha ha ha. But with that said your a sweet wifey going to get him some.
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
Oh boy! Jack laughed when I did and looked to me to tell him what’s so funny? Tell me. What am I supposed to tell him? Can’t you just see him repeating “ass cream thief” at church tonight? LOL!
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Damn that’s love.
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This is hilarious!
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LMFAO!!! Oh man Sheila you made me cry! Oh and I will remember to put my ass creme up if you ever visit!
Hope you have a great Valentines Day!
Come on, now, you know you didn’t use that Preparation H for hemorroids!
We ALL know it’s supposed to work like magic on wrinkles.
So did it???
LMAO @ Ass Creme Stealer!!!
Found you through Friday Follow..I have followed you! You are HYSTERICAL!
You had me at ass creme! Come stop by my blog for a visit if you can!! I’ll be back!
Thanks for the laugh!!
Yep, that is just what you want to share with someone, right?!! That was funny!
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So let’s delve a little deeper. What the hell happened to his ass?
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That is so funny! Thanks for the laugh.
Poor Shane and his butt.
But did you put a coat over those p.j.s?
xo
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I hear that stuff works wonders on puffy eyes…ass cream, it’s not just for asses anymore.
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It’s taken years of intense training but just now my husband is able to find his own damned ass cream. Bwahahahah!
LMAO. You had me at ass cream.
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