(new driver rule:   text me upon arrival.   this particular arrival is at school)

from: MC
Hi.  I’m here.  I may or may not have gotten paint on the door of the white car next to me.    Like just a little but I don’t know.

from ME
What??

from MC
I misjudged how far to open my door!

from ME
Pay attention!  Did u dent their door?

from MC
No.  I just said I got a little paint on it!  I was paying attention I just had one of those moments when your eyes blank out!

*blink.   blinkblink*

turns out it was the car of the ‘nicest senior in the world’.  And it rubbed out.