Conversations with my kids

“Ewe,  why do old people try to reproduce?”

(Middle child…after watching a news story on Larry King where they showed him and his wife kissing.   She notices Mrs. King is much younger looking than Mr. King.    I said…I think he’s like almost 80 and his wife is in her 40′s or something and I thought they had a kid that was around 8. )
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My son asked me to go swimming in our pool.
“No, I don’t want to”
“why not?”
“I just don’t want to”
“why not?”
“I just don’t want to”
“oh, come on…why not? ”
(this goes on a few more times til I say…“I can’t right now”)
“why not”
*UGHHHHHHHH*  “It’s a woman thing, um, okay?…..”
“Oh my God, couldn’t you have just said, ‘no…I don’t want to?”
*blink.*

Then he adds……….
“yesterday…when Kaylee (his sister) was driving us to Target….she was all moan-y and says, ‘Oh my God it feels like my ovaries are gonna fall out right now’……and then he says…”I’m thinking….Oh God, do I really need to know this?”

POOR  kid.  lol
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6 Responses to Conversations with my kids

  1. My son, who is only 11, is numb to his sisters discussions of tampons and cramps.
    .-= Anita´s last blog ..Who’s watching the teenagers? =-.

  2. Oh boy…that is too funny. Your daughter is pretty funny too – I’m going to use that line.
    .-= jen@OurDailyBigTop´s last blog ..where’s mom (25 of 52) =-.

  3. Boys think everything woman-y is TMI! It just IS what it is, son. ;-)

  4. LOL!! Awww kids… gotta LOVE the things they say!!
    .-= Jennifer Suarez´s last blog ..THE TOOTH IS OUT!!! =-.

  5. Oh, those boys are so thin-skinned.
    .-= Cara´s last blog ..Swing Bean =-.

  6. Too funny! I can’t wait ’til Kathryn starts talking — grown or little — they all say the funniest things!

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