Okay, Shane, my very own in-house-prankster….always telling me something outrageous…yet so convincingly stated that it must be true….said thatAustralia has been seeing crop circles in their fields and they have proof of the creator of said circles!  Ooooo, my curiosity was totally salivating.  Totally!   Is there finally a photo of a spaceship? Oooh, how cool!  What is it?  What? What? What?

“Nope”…he says…”they’re caused by STONED kangaroos.   The kangaroos are eating the poppy crop and getting so high that they are running in circles trampling the plants and creating ‘crop circles’.”

I get up, roll my eyes and say, “You’re an ass.   Nice try.”

Turns out Mr. Boy who cried wolf with his stupid let’s fool Sheila stories he was right!  And not only are the kangaroos wallabies munchin on poppies…but so are the sheep!  I think I’d go to Australia just to see some high animals running around.  How bizarre!  They even crash into each other after running in circles.   I can just imagine these furry little guys laughing their asses off as they run around yelling….Hey man…Look at me…I’m an alien spaceship, dude!

I wonder how many corner stores have reported thefts of Doritos and Pepsi!
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