A Love Story

Posted on October 10, 2008 | 2 Comments

Love Story

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu Virus

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

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2 Responses to A Love Story

  1. Slacker Mom | October 10, 2008 at 9:12 am |

    Oh that was hilarious…I was like “wha?”….

  2. Cara | October 10, 2008 at 3:41 pm |

    My mind was totally in the gutter. Sheesh.

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