We’re goin’ on Vacation! (Got soap?)

After exhausting myself with political posts the last couple days, Shane and I decided we need a vacation! 
               So we’re packin up the kids and heading off to……….

   Fucking, Austria! 

It’s a very small village.  About 95 Fucking people.  I hear there’s only about 32 houses.  I’m not sure where we’ll stay…if it’s at the Fucking Hotel or one in a village nearby.  Maybe there’s one in Oberfucking.  

Click HERE to view the Fucking Map!

I hope we don’t get lost on all those Fucking Roads!

So, Fucking (pronounced “fooking”) is a little hamlet upper Austria.  It gets it’s name from a traveler to the area in the 6th century.  His name? Focko.  Fucking means “the place of Focko’s people”.

Apparently although it’s a small place, there are many signs to point the way to Fucking. 

Look!  Here’s a Fucking bike! 
(See?  It’s right there under
the Fucking sign!)

And when we get there, we can ride the Fucking bus!  How cool is that? 

I’m hoping that the Fucking people are nice.  I wonder if they have a Fucking library so I can email home?  If not I’ll send you a Fucking postcard when I get to the Fucking post office!

I love to experience different cultures.  I’d love to meet some of the Fucking politicians or at least the Fucking Mayor! 

If it’s nice enough, maybe we’ll stay a while and send the kids to the Fucking High School! 

Check out this Fucking article!  It’s from the Fucking Newpaper.  Apparently some visitors aren’t nice to the Fucking people and they have a habit of stealing their Fucking signs!  That’s not very nice!  We wouldn’t do that!  We’d be real nice to the whole Fucking Village!  (Click on it to Enlarge)

Isn’t that terrible?  Just leave the Fucking people and their Fucking signs alone man!
If you’re doubting this, check out snopes!  And wish us a great Fucking Vacation!