Where did my eye roll off too?

What happens to kids around 12 to make them so mean?  It’s like a convulsive transformation that makes their eyes roll all over the place, mostly up and almost out of their heads.  (I wonder what they are actually seeing there in the back of their eye sockets)

They suddenly can’t stand anything about you.  The parent becomes the absolute stupidest person on the face of the earth.  Lowly like the cockroach.  We just pester the crap out of our kids just by breathing. 

Well….I’m so glad THAT stage is finally over!   (Well, almost over I hope)
You know, I’m a very blessed person.  God has granted me with three beautiful children and each of them knows everything about everything. 

They know FAR MORE than Shane and I did when we were that age.  (LOL). 

It’s almost senseless to try and explain anything at all, because God has granted them all extraordinary wisdom to know everything there is to know about each and every facet of life!  Even if they haven’t lived it yet….I’m sure they won’t ever need any advice.  Besides, we’re both too stupid for that.  We were never their age you know.  We were born 40. 

Of course I can’t blame them for thinking this way.  Haven’t we all gone through this?  My mom and dad never knew anything either.  All the battles my mom and I used to have, all the ‘running away’ because she just didn’t ‘get it’.  She couldn’t possibly understand anything ‘I’ was going through because she grew up in like the horse and buggy days….how could she understand a kid in the 70’s?  It just wasn’t possible! 

Man, my parents were so stupid back then!  LOL.  Now I’m the stupid one!  What a thing to inherit!