What happened to Thelma and Louise?

So yeah, you all thought Thelma and Louise went off a cliff at the end of the movie?  Nope.

They actually grew old gracefully and each became the grandmother of my niece.  Okay, let’s back up.

My niece got married this past weekend.  Her moms mom is Thelma; her dads mom is Louise.  (Okay, not really, I changed their names.)  Why do I call them Thelma and Louise you ask?   Well…. the wedding ceremony started about 15 minutes LATE.  The priest kept peaking out the door, the guests kept craning their necks down the aisle?  What’s the hold up?  Did someone get cold feet?

Nope!  We’re waiting for the two grandma’s who got pulled over by the po-po… the fuzz… the Five-O… while speeding to the church.  Yep.  Meet Thelma and Louise.  This picture was taken after they were let go without a ticket… because they cried their way out of it.  (Who says crying doesn’t work!)
Now, we left the reception before them… but I hear a convenient store was knocked off late that evening… by two crazy old ladies yelling yee-haw and pulling a sack behind them filled with bingo chips and fix-o-dent.

I don’t know… but just sayin!

 

p.s. the little one is my mother in law.
:)

 

Look at this white deer!

Look at this little family!  One of the baby deer is almost all white, the other has a little white on her.  This mom has twins, and there’s a mom with triplets that comes by a lot too.   This family beds down on the side of our house sometimes at night on top of our iris’.

Gnome Sweet Gnome

So earlier this summer…. someone stole m’ gnome. Right out of my zen garden for God’s sake. Who does this? :)
Well we finally figured it out! I was cleaning the hoarders my sons room today (3 loads of laundry laying about) and came across a stack of pictures. … starring none other than MY FRICKIN GNOME!

I didn’t recognize anyone in the pics but my suspicions were correct, it was his girlfriend that stole my gnome!  She snuck over in the dead of night at about 10 pm one night and snatched him.  Then he went to the beach, on bike rides, and other things…

So the girl has finally earned herself a nickname:  Gnomewrecker.

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