You know… you worry about what stupid things your kids might do when they are away from you… until that is, your idiot husband goes on a golf vacation with his idiot buddies and accepts a dare to lay down next to an alligator.
Just look at him – note he’s not even looking at the alligator. I wonder how fast his 48 year old body can move – in his 25 year old mind.
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My husband would do the exact same thing! And if he did, I wouldn’t mind that alligator lunging and snapping, just to scare some sense into him.
a) was there beer involved?
b) was it at least GOOD beer?
c) a DARE!? I would have done it, too. LOL